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Friday, February 25, 2005

Another Important Court Case

If a woman performs oral sex on a man, leaves the room, secretly uses that sperm to impregnate herself, then sues the man for child support, is that "extreme and outrageous" conduct?

That's from today's front page of the Chicago Sun Times, and yes, what follows are real quotes and yes it's even funnier if you read them with a that ethnic south-side Chicago accent.
"If he ejaculated and had semen on her or near her through a sex act and somehow it got into her fallopian tubes, up through the ovaries, too bad -- he's got to be more careful what he does with his semen," said Chicago divorce lawyer Donald C. Schiller.


"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," Hartman wrote. "There was no agreement the original deposit would be returned upon request."

Both plaintiff and defendant are doctors at Chicago hospitals by the way.


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